more lifehouse, more bad kissing [clark-lana], more horses and field scenes, more obsession with kryptonite, more lying, lana and clark screwing things up for the billionth time, more clark-jonathan make ups and break ups, more chloe lashing, more of clark's life messing up and more of clark not turning up for anything important, basically. and so another season of smallville ends. out comes the red kryptonite. yes!

i really don't know why i bother. maybe i just liked it so much because they played two great songs on the first episode alone [wherever you will go - the calling mysong and everything - lifehouse].

anyway, isn't it just disgusting that lana's boyfriend died in war a year ago at most and here she is lying in the arms of clark kent who really, barely knows her, and acting like she hasn't a care in the world. i mean, seriously, its just pure lust. clark hasn't shown any interest in her whatsoever apart from wanting to get into her jeans [of course this isn't spelled out, but it's so obvious]. the only conversations they have consist of lana wanting clark to be honest and then end with either one walking away because of some stupid misunderstanding which usually has to do with red kryptonite.

they don't discuss john donne [who is, apparently, her favourite poet. see, even i know that, but mainly because its lit-related.], he doesn't know what her favourite colour is, she threw his flowers into the trash can and when he bought them he didn't even bother to find out what her favourite flower was, all they talk about now is 'how are we going to tell poor little chloe' and 'us'. yes, he keeps saying, 'i've been wanting this for so long.' what is 'this'! a ticket for you to officially make-out with her?

OH and one more thing. apparently clark's never celebrated his birthday before and lana was the first one to celebrate it with him. now isn't that strange. i know he is an alien and all but he lives with human parents. and martha being so so very loving and adoring would probably throw him a party any chance she got, even if it was just a tiny intra family one. wouldn't his good friends chloe and pete have ever thought of throwing a surprise party for him - sweet sixteen perhaps? apparently not. how sad, he has to go through life with no birthday celebrations because the producers of the show decided it would be more dramatic to have lana be the first one to celebrate it with him. then again, why should i attempt to add some realism to the show - it is about meteor rocks and aliens.

ugh. how gross how gross how gross. and same can be said with peter parker and mary jane watson. well, actually, no. i'm quite partial towards the both of them because - well, just because it's spiderman we're talking about.

why, oh why, is lex the-babe luthor married.

anyhow, i'm feeling slightly better now. it could be due to That 70s Show [i swear eric forman is just too cute] or it could be due to the fact that i've done nothing all day.

they're showing american beauty on sunday [PG version] on channel five. isn't that amazing.

good night.

+ posted by M @ 11:18 PM