ripped off from dawn, and only because i really need to amuse myself since i can't sleep and am freaked out about visa applications.

1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
Free - Corrinne May

that's optimistic.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Anything - Plain White T's

kind of wishy-washy answer.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Crush - Jimmy Eat World

this doesn't make sense.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

nor this.

5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
Too Far Gone - The All American Rejects

this is kind of sad, though non-applicable.

6. How can I make myself happiest?
Love Song For No One - John Mayer

this is also sad.

7. What should I do with my life?
Night Drive - The All American Rejects

if only i knew how to drive.

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World

'everything will be just fine, everything will be all right, all right'

iTunes gives good counsel.

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Like A Virgin - Madonna

iTunes also has a sense of humour.

10. Will I ever have children?
Son Of A Preacher Man - Janis Joplin

me, marry a missionary? no don't think so.

11. Will I die happy?
Tears Of Pearls - Savage Garden

is this meant to be encouraging?

12. Can you give me some good advice?
Don't Leave - Ben Lee

maybe i shouldn't, since it's such a pain getting an American visa.

13. Do you know where your children are?
Sympathy - Goo Goo Dolls

14. What do you think happiness is?
I Love A Man In Uniform - Gang Of Four

you're right about this.

+ posted by M @ 3:07 AM